There are the smarmy dudes who’d do anything to get a girl in bed, and then there are those irresistible guys who seriously know what they’re doing — and we fall for them every time. We’re pretty sure this one is tailor-made for the latter: the Liberty Hotel (215 Charles Street, Boston, 617.224.4000) now offers a package called “The Key” ($500) on lobby bar Clink’s summer cocktail menu. Order it and your waitress will serve up two Gran Patrón Platinum cocktails, two oysters on the half-shell, and a room key (based on availability, of course). When you get upstairs, you’ll find your room candlelit, humming with mood music, and stocked with a Booty Parlor Intimacy Kit, silk blinders, a chocolate bar, and Moulton Brown toothbrush kits. We can’t tell you what to do next, but it’d be a shame not to take full advantage of the next day’s late 1 p.m. checkout.
