November 2007 - Posts
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WHEN I WAS in high school, I had three big obsessions: pegging my pants, Cheryl Lyman, and Van Halen. One made my pants tight around the ankles, one made my pants tight around the crotch, and the third was a major rock group. I was a huge Van Halen fan...
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I'M A FIVE-YEAR-OLD trapped in a 37-year-old's body. Really, I am. I'd run my mother over to get to a chocolate-chip cookie; I still get entirely too much enjoyment from watching cartoons; and on Halloween, I'm dressed in my costume and...
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SO, LET’S break form. Normally I use this column to tell you what I did on a recent Saturday night. As if that’s not boring enough, in this our 10th-anniversary issue I’ve decided to take you back in time and tell you what I was doing Saturday night 10...
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