October 2007 - Posts
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THAT'S MY mom. She kind of looks like Mrs. Claus, doesn't she? She's the best mom in the world. How do I know that? On her nightstand she has a trophy I bought for her at a yard sale when I was six years old. It reads "The World's...
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IT'S FALL WEDDING season - that glorious time of year when women lose their shit about things like buttercream frosting and seating charts. (Look, it's her special day, goddamn it, and if that garishly decorated symbol of unity isn't covered...
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