August 2007 - Posts
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IF YOU READ this column regularly, you may have the impression that I’m some sort of jackass party boy. Vegas one weekend, a stripper-filled golf tournament the next. But I’m not. I don’t say that in an attempt to get absolution for my 12th-hole lap dance...
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THIS SATURDAY, I'm in Las Vegas. It's the home of legally purchased sex and Celine Dion - both overpriced screwings that will leave you unsatisfied and scared of women with accents. I'm staying at Mandalay Bay with a few friends, partaking...
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